If you can't handle a poop story, don't read this :)
You know you've made it as a mom when you sit up your 10 week old in the middle of feeding her only to find a puddle of poop in your lap, as well as all over your boppy pillow and burp rag... But she somehow barely has a dot of it on her onesie. You wish someone was there to help you get up without getting poop everywhere, but remember you're alone. Dagumit. Somehow you manage to contain it all and get you both changed and baby-wiped down-no time for a shower. You then proceed to wake up your two year old and run out the door for an 8:30am (why did i think that was a good idea?!) pediatrician checkup leaving all of said dirty clothes on the counter to clean later, and feed him apple slices and a granola bar in the car on your way down 280 at 8am. (can someone say rush hour?!) You then, after running errands all morning, including a visit to see daddy at his new job, finally get the kids down for a nap only to then spend a great deal of naptime scrubbing said dirty clothes only to find out you're out of your favorite stain cleaner, and must resort to (gasp!) bleach. and it's only 1pm.
Here's hoping my new tank top and our boppy will look like new in a couple hours!
I guess I've officially made it as a mommy :)
On a better note, my kiddos were about near perfect angels on our errand running. They're such loves:) figured I wanted to end on a good note! :)
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